“Here lies X, they died from lack of sex.” I would like to believe there is no tombstone in the history of human kind with those words on it and that shows you that there are truly other things that are better than sex. Let me tell you some of things I know can bring you such feel good hormones sex will be the last thing on your mind. Prepare to be amazed!
- Credit bank alert! Especially the one that comes when you are dead broke and all you have between you and poverty is your empty wallet.
- Free WiFi. Picture walking into a restaurant and after ordering your meal your phone picks up WiFi signal and it’s free! Best believe you are going to be ordering more coffee to compliment your food; you will definitely be sitting around to enjoy updating your phone and searching for all sorts! Data is expensive this side of the world so free WiFi will make anyone happy. Do you know any restaurants in Harare that offer free WiFi?
- Masturbation. If there is one thing everyone should do if they intend to have great sex, it’s to masturbate. How else will you get to know the ins and outs of your body if you don’t spend time learning it. Great part is that an orgasm is ALWAYS guaranteed.
- Great conversation. Ever spent hours on end talking to someone over the phone and you just wished your phone had never ending battery life. I know sapiosexuals can relate to this. Nothing beats someone who makes your mind tick!
- Alcohol. Nothing to make you happy like a strong drink(vokda) of your choice. It makes everything better. Which drink takes you to a happy?
- Winning the lottery! I would like to believe you have dreams and aspirations which you wish would materialise if you had money. Guess what, if you won the lottery all that and more could come true. My question is, are you playing the lottery? If not, how do you expect to win the lottery??
- Running water. After a long day at work the first thing I want to do when I get home is enjoy a relaxing bath. You only realise the importance of running water after you go for a week without it. I would rather enjoy a bath than have sex if I’m really honest with myself.
- #BlogIndaba and I’m not even saying this to try and sell you an idea. There is never a dull moment when the Bloggers on this platform come together. The engagement on different topics leaves you wanting to read and research more on issues that affect us all. It’s a great place to unwind.
- A good morning text. I don’t know about you but waking up to a message from the one person who you are foolishly and happily in love with is one of the best feelings in the entire world!
- Hearing that Mugabe has resigned! After having the same president for a whole 37 years no feeling can compare to this.
What’s on your list of things that are better than sex? Show me yours, I’ve shown you mine 🙂
© MaKupsy 2017