20 Reasons Why You Aren’t Getting Laid

Blogging about sex gets me all giddy.  It’s winter this part of the world and personally when my mind isn’t busy with thinking of different ways to make money, blog better, spice up my runs; I’m definitely thinking about sex.  If you’re getting some most times you don’t have time to think it you just do it.  I asked a few of my readers to share with me some of their reasons why they aren’t getting laid regularly and this is what they had to say.  Please note that my comments are in italics.

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  1. Lack of attraction.  Especially after spending a lot of time with someone and you now know how much of an ass they can be.
  2. Hygiene at bed time.  I don’t know about you but I’m one of those people who are very fussy about this.  I already take a bath before bedtime on my own and if we’re going to be sharing a bed best believe a bath shall take place.  All that sweat from the entire day can’t be rubbing against me; mind you washing and ironing linen is NOT a fun activity.
  3. Love language.  Every marriage or relationship has a love language or rhythm.  There’s a spark that’s ignited when you do something that gets you turned on by your partner.  Example; some women (me) get turned on by being given money or random acts of kindness.  My pussy gets wet for days!
  4. Children.  Once you have kids say goodbye to sex with loud vocals.  You have to master the art of quiet sex and sometimes that’s the last thing you want to do.  Having kids also comes with them randomly barging into your bedroom so you always have to make sure your room is locked up, sigh...
  5. Mood.  Sadly for most women you are either in or not in the mood for sex and this works against men.
  6. Stress.  For the most part the more problems you have the less likely you want to have sex.
  7. Weather.  I agree with this one 100%.  Sex when it’s hot isn’t the best of experiences, sex in winter though? AMAZING!  But chances of taking off my clothes off are close to none, dude will have to insert his penis through a hole in my tights or something.
  8. Distance.  My partner lives far away so getting sex regularly isn’t an actual thing.
  9. There’s no one readily available.  I don’t know about you but this makes sex sound like a meal, which it probably is hey?
  10. Fatigue.  I think it’s worse when the one person is pulling in all the weight.  Imagine a situation in Zimbabwe were only one person is the bread winner and they still have to get home and cook, clean, take care of kids; the last thing on their mind is sex.
  11. Boredom.  Newsflash!  Sex does get boring especially if you don’t spice things up.  It’s not encouraged to change partners because of it but perhaps imagining someone else might help?  Then again life is short to be having boring sex… 
  12. Different schedules.  Everyone is busy with life, sometimes one person is working day time the other one on nights and you hardly get to see each other so that works against you.
  13. There’s no one to have sex with.  Believe it or not but it’s not that you can’t get laid but the options that present themselves are just not what you would want to be getting freaky with.  Can’t be accepting every dick thrown at you.
  14. My period.  Period sex is a thing!  That’s the time when most women are horniest, just know that it will be messy, try it at your own risk.
  15. Sometimes you are just tired at the end of a long day and you want to rest. Once I sleep I’m out cold.  No chance of midnight strokes here…
  16. Lack of base (Zimbabwean slang for a place to have sex)).  Living situations make things very complicated.  Sometimes you are staying with your parents and your partner stays with perhaps her sister and husband.  You might never get laid at all but if you have friends with their own places you might get lucky.
  17. I’m avoiding the question what are we.  This sounds to me like a person who wants no strings attached relations, which is perfectly fine, it boils down to preference.
  18. Being with one partner for a long time.  You now know all their moves, too much of the same thing and with zero creativity sex included is certainly not good for you.
  19. Strained relationships.  Sex generally feels really good when you and your partner are getting along. 
  20. Technology.  We spend way too much time on our gadgets we rarely ever have time to even talk to each other.  If someone isn’t on their phone, they’re watching something on TV or doing anything but taking time to speak to their partner.  That right there kills all the fun.

I think one of the top reasons most people aren’t getting laid is because of body odour and bad breath.  My suggestion?  If you’re sharing a bed with someone methinks the first thing you should do when you wake up is go and brush your teeth and wash your face.  Studies have shown that people have broken up over bad breath, for real for real.

From my findings a lot of people mentioned stress as a barrier to sex.  What are you doing to help manage your stress?

©MaKupsy 2018

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Throw Back Thursday

Throw Back Thursday, way back in 2011 I was pregnant and expecting my one and only child.  A lot of changes happened throughout the 9 months and these are some of the highlights.

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  • The morning sickness was from the devil himself! I had it for three straight months. I could not keep anything down and had to survive on water only.
  • I could not stand the smell of uncooked beef, heated oil, milk and eggs.
  • I could not stomach any form of fast food.
  • I used to sleep like there was no tomorrow. My lunch break at work was dedicated to making a makeshift bed under my desk and sleeping my hour away. Thankfully I had my own office back then.  The moment I got home after work I would bath and jump into bed. Imagine going to sleep at 6pm and waking up the next day at 6am, utter madness if you ask me.
  • Fruits were my best friend once the morning sickness wore off. The fruits in season at the time were masau and I would sit and eat a whole bowl of them by myself. Any other fruits were still welcome;  cucumbers were my favourite, I love loved them!
  • My then best friend ended up calling my baby bump lemon because I enjoyed eating lemons with salt. I would nicely peel them, put them in a plate, sprinkle lots of salt and enjoy.
  • I used to cry for no reason. The slightest thing would get me all worked up.  Pregnancy hormones are real.
  • I was crazy about sex; I could never get enough of it. My libido was at its highest. The father of my child used to complain. You would think he would be happy right?  I oversexed him I suppose…
  • I already am a neat freak but when my second trimester hit, the rate went on overdrive. I could not stop cleaning. I would wake up at 6am, clean the house, do the laundry, cook and bath and each time I thought of something that needed to be done I would get up and do it.
  • I used to bath not once but three times a day. I always left the house looking like I was going for a special occasion.  The number of men who hit on me was worrisome.
  • I loved long walks; I could not get myself to sit still.
  • The visits to the gynecologist were the most uncomfortable ones. For some reason I used to think he would ask me to open my legs and take a look at my vagina!  The other reason they were never something to look forward to was because for all the 9 months I went to there on my own and I watched other women with their partners, the father of my child had no interest and used to tell me he had a doctors rooms phobia.
  • My skin was flawless; I had absolutely no pimple in sight, or blemish or blackhead, nothing at all.
  • I terribly missed sleeping on my tummy after my first trimester. You have no idea how precious it is to lie on your tummy until you are pregnant.
  • The number of guys who attempted to ask me out for a date when I was pregnant was insane. I think some men just have a fetish for pregnant women. Either way I found it quite amusing.  My oldest sister used to complain saying “Can’t they see you’re pregnant?”
  • I read a lot on pregnancy, books, magazines, online articles you name it, I read it!
  • I listened to a lot of music when I was pregnant, and when I did so I could feel my baby move, I guess it was her way of saying she was enjoying the sounds.
  • I talked to my unborn baby from the second trimester till the day I gave birth. I read it in some magazine that it was good for the baby.
  • I have always prayed but when I was pregnant I prayed the most and the hardest. I asked God to bless me with a healthy baby and He did.

What are your Throw Back Thursday moments?  Do you have memories that you still cherish from way back when?  Let’s share and get nostalgic together.

©MaKupsy 2018

Read This If You’re Having Unprotected Sex

Amazing how some couples choose not to talk about birth control methods.  I get that it can be a very uncomfortable topic but you two already talk about everything else except this not-so-sexy subject.  A subject that might make or break you if you don’t take any action after reading this post…

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If you haven’t had the talk then you’re in luck but if you’re already deep in the strokes it’s not too late for you either.  These are some of the reasons why I think you and your partner BOTH need to go a health specialist to decide on the contraception method you will be using.

  1. You get to know the contraception methods readily available to you and the advantages and disadvantages that come with them.
  2. You can both make a decision on which method to use.  It takes two (or more depending on how adventurous you are) to tango so a decision you both agree on makes your sexual life a whole lot easier.
  3. Men need to be more involved in sexual health issues.  Too many of them simply assume the woman is covered but is she really?
  4. In the even that the method of contraception you choose to use fails you will both face the consequences so you may as well both know what to or not to expect in advance.

In my opinion this is round about the time you openly discuss how you feel about having child(ren).  The “what if the method fails” talk should also fall somewhere there because contraceptive methods are not 100% effective and anything can go wrong.  What’s the next step if you do fall pregnant?  Do you keep the baby, have an abortion, start a family, get married…lay down all the options before the situation happens so that you know how you will move forward.  Then again when things actually happen feelings might change but having a rough idea of how you will approach the situation will certainly help make better informed decisions.

Your health is important.  You and your partner should get tested not just for HIV/Aids but for STIs as well.  A lot of men in our culture are scared to get tested and get “tested through the woman.”  A case where if the woman is pregnant or goes for her routine checks he comforts himself saying that if she’s safe he is also safe.  Dear men, it’s unfortunate that it doesn’t work like that, if you are sexually active you both need to go for these tests.

You would think that being on a method of contraception would make your life easier but it comes with pros and cons!

Pros

  • It’s safe, at least you will have a goodnight’s rest after unprotected sex knowing you are protected from unwanted pregnancy.
  • It reduces acne for some women.
  • It helps ease menstrual cramps for some women.
  • Most contraceptive methods are cheap and accessible.

Cons

  • Forgetfulness; especially if you’re on the pill.  You run a very high risk of falling pregnant.
  • Personally the idea of going on a method of contraception is to NOT have unprotected sex but to at least know that if an “accident” happens I shouldn’t worry about it.  However, in most cases getting tested for HIV/Aids and being on a form of contraceptive method usually reads “Here’s to more raw sex.”
  • Possibilities of trust issues.  I’ve heard that most men aren’t very comfortable with the idea of their woman being on contraception because he thinks she will have multiple partners.
  • Unprotected sex is a mind blowing experience but with every stroke you stand a chance of contracting an STI.  It’s unfortunate that you can’t keep your partners privates in a bag to guard them from being used elsewhere but if you’re engaging in unprotected sex be prepared for unpleasant surprises.
  • I don’t have evidence or stats to back me up but some women have highlighted that some contraceptive methods pose a chance of being infertile in the long run.
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Frankly speaking if I had known that sex came with so many complications I would have remained a virgin!  As if that’s not enough there’s now a male contraceptive of sort and it comes in the form of a pill.  I don’t know about you but I know that I won’t trust a man having to be the one those kind of decisions in a relationship.  A guy can forget that he has to do so many things in a day let alone remember taking a pill; it’s simply not happening for me.  I may as well go celibate!

If you’re in Zimbabwe be sure to check out some of the contraceptive methods available from my Blogger friend’s page over here.  Apparently the withdrawal method is a form of contraception; certainly not the best method out there, I have a 6 year old daughter to remind me of this every single day.

My sentiments remain the same.  If you’re going to be having sex contraception should be a topic that should be discussed early on.  Men and women should both be very much involved in sexual health issues women especially because at the end of the day the woman is the one that bears the burden of contraception gone wrong.

What are your thoughts on the subject of birth control in a relationship?  Are you on any method, are you aware of the method your partner is on?  Are you planning on having kids anytime soon?  I’d love to hear from you.

©MaKupsy 2018

 

 

 

 

 

 

My Thoughts On Abortion

Abortion in Zimbabwe is illegal as provided for under the Termination of Pregnancy Act of 1977 [Chapter 15:10].  The crime of unlawful termination carries a maximum prison sentence of 5 years.”

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Abortion is a sensitive subject because so many issues are at play.  The image above shows you how society can easily influence one’s decision.  The very same influencers will turn back and ask why you chose to keep a baby you couldn’t take care of?  Like who’s side are you on exactly?  Taking care of another human being is taxing, from diapers, formula, clothes, medical care; you really have to be up for it otherwise you might come out of it with stress instead of the happiness you hoped for.

Yesterday someone on Twitter had a poll that asked if men should have a say when it comes to abortion.  I replied him and said that yes a man can voice his opinion but at the end of the day it was the woman’s body that was going to go through all the changes so ultimately the final decision lies with her. I’m a mother, I’ve gone through pregnancy and that ride was not a walk over.  My body and my mental health was never the same again so if anyone chooses not to walk down that path I would never judge them.

I asked a few of my #BlogIndaba friends their thoughts on abortion and this is what they had to share;

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The number of babies I’ve seen and I’ve treated in children’s homes, hospitals (one mom gave birth in Harare Hospital and left the baby; upped and left) is depressing. The adoption system is in shambles. I have a couple wanting to adopt. They have the means, they have the desire but one year later we’re still waiting.  I don’t like the idea of abortion, but I have to come to terms with the fact that people have different principles than me.  I’d rather advocate for safe abortions than those backdoor ones because they do happen, and we can’t act like they’re not.  If we can have free contraception, things that cost a bomb in other countries; contraception is expensive elsewhere, surely we can have low-cost abortions. Yes, it has many implications, because it’s terminating a pregnancy. Her hormones are all over the place, and some will grieve. So that’s when you need sensitive people who will counsel before and after abortion. So yeah… that’s me.

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I’m pro-abortion. We all have our reasons for not being able to keep a child. Finances, negligence, a case of rape.  The reasons vary.

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I’m pro-abortion.  Backyard abortions are rampant and it’s only right to lessen it by legalising abortion.

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I think people with issues on this should visit children homes and hear some stories that come with children who were simply dumped and someone else found them and chose to take care of them.  I personally think if you are not ready to fend for a child abortion is a good idea.  Most of us have sex with condoms not really because we scared of diseases but mostly fear of getting pregnant.

In my opinion these are some of the reasons why some women would choose to have an abortion:

  1. Age, maybe you’re too young.  Having a child when you are still in your teens might change your life forever and disrupt your learning life.  However, it has worked out for some.  Maybe you are too old; there are a lot of complications that come with having a child when you’re old and one of them is giving birth to a child with special needs.  When you’re older you have less energy to be up and about now add a child to the mix…
  2. You are not yet financially stable.  Imagine the situation for the majority of Zimbabweans, most people do not have any form of income and adding another mouth to feed to an already existing issue can only spell disaster.
  3. Your partner is not forthcoming and you don’t want to have to deal with dead beat daddy issues so you save yourself the drama.  One day when you are free take a trip to Civil Court and listen to some of the child maintenance cases where men are not taking care of their children.  Some men are offering to pay $20 a month to their ex spouses who they walked out on 3 kids later.
  4. It’s an unplanned pregnancy.  In case you didn’t know contraceptive methods aren’t 100% effective and you could be doing everything right but still fall pregnant.
  5. You simply don’t want a child right now.  Not everyone wants to have children but almost everyone wants to have sex, that’s not a crime AT ALL.
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Ireland Repeals It’s Abortion Ban; 26 May 2018

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I’m anti-abortion.  A friend of mine was forced to abort because the baby had a weak heartbeat and it wouldn’t survive. It was a medical abortion but she did get sick for a while.

I can think of a couple of reasons why I would join the anti-abortion wagon;

  1. It might be the only child you will ever be able to conceive.  If children were a big part of your life plan and that one abortion incident is the reason you can’t have anymore children you will probably be filled with regret for the rest of your life.
  2. In as much as a pregnancy was unplanned what else did you expect to happen if you were actively engaged in unprotected sex?  I’ve heard of incidents where a boyfriend will deny his girlfriend’s pregnancy; last time I checked “You won’t be pouring fanta down her vagina” it’s sperm my friend and unprotected sex comes with consequences.  You must learn to take responsibility for your actions.
  3. The act of abortion might haunt you for the rest of your life especially if it’s in the later stages of pregnancy.
  4. Depending on which type (legal or back door) of abortion you choose to have it might affect your health. Some of the unsafe abortion methods I’ve heard about include bathing in scorching hot water, using a coat hanger or knitting needle, drinking ghastly tasting herbs. Chances of you damaging your internal organs are very likely or the worst case scenario is death; will any of this be worth it in the end?

There are so many layers to abortion, I can’t possibly cover all of them in one blog post.   The one thing I strongly feel our society needs to emphasise on is sex education.  A lot of people from my generation had to hunt and gather information regarding our sexual health through various and not so reliable sources.  We can do better by being honest and open with children where sexual health is concerned.  You can read some of my experiences on the subject; The Birds & The Bees  and My Birth Control Experience.

My final thoughts when it comes to abortion; babies eat money, have them at your own risk!  On a serious note, I’m pro whatever makes you sleep at night, at the end of the day you are the one who has to live with the decision you choose to make.

Friends from Facebook shared their thoughts here.  What are your thoughts on the subject ?

©MaKupsy 2018

Why Women Cheat

Women cheat, it’s just that they don’t go on talking about it the same way guys do. Some of the information may surprise you, some will enlighten you, you may roll your eyes and judge but that’s the situation on the ground.   Life happens and at some point some women have cheated or think about cheating.  I suppose not everyone was cut out to be “Miss Goody Goody Two Shoes.”  A few women share their stories below:

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Escape from reality

Yes I have cheated because I met someone who excited me more than my partner did. Someone who made me feel alive at the time. Usually it’s fun yes but it mostly ends badly. Fact is that the guy you cheated with was never a serious thing. He was a whirlwind romance, an escape really. Sometimes the one you cheat with probably has someone in his life and he is also cheating. However there are the rare ones who are single and will actually try making things work out in that cheating scenario. Best cases are the relationships that may come out of cheating.

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I have cheated. I cheated because I was selfish and my needs were not being met and it was frustrating, got an escape, all the attention from the guy I was cheating with.  It was not everything, obviously the fun was that it was stolen wares they sell twice as dear. He called every morning, kept tabs on me, made me feel special but I never wanted to leave my guy, even though my cheating partner was okaish, It was just that a little fling to keep me sane. I eventually couldnt keep up, I loved my guy but my needs were not being met, and I knew we had to talk. The best things in life are not free, they are forbidden. the guilt, the adrenaline of cheating OMG.  I loved/love my boyfriend with all my heart and he may kill me if he knew he may be very disappointed, but ndakanakirwa hangu(I had a good time) please!!!  The other guy’s flaws made me realise my own boyfriends good side, I learnt that my guy loves me maturely and respectfully, he is human and honest, he is not going out of his way to impress me all the time but he loves me, I gave him the most breathtaking kiss ever the next time I was with him he asked what that was for, I lied…To be honest, all that kiss was saying was, I am sorry I had strayed I love you. For the record, I left the guy I was cheating with because I couldn’t give him my all. It was superficial, I had to be real with myself.  On the flip side, I learnt to communicate better with my guy, and understand him as well. Once we were in sync, paradise was peaceful again.  And you know what? I would never have known if I hadn’t cheated, maybe, who knows?

Intellectually Stimulating

Personally, I like an intellectually challenging man, but once I feel like you’re unable to stimulate my mind, or failing to keep up, I side track.  I’m attracted to men’s minds before physical appearance and all.  That was one reason I cheated once.  The other reason I think some women cheat is that you get bored of the same person.  It’s not so much the routine that you get bored of but when you know someone in and out you can predict things like reactions.  Those things then annoy you and you end up wanting a “change of environment” so to speak. Lastly, some women will forever compare their boyfriends to other men no matter what good he does.  It’s the comparing thing that exposes your man’s flaws so much, you tend to start getting attracted to the men you thing have “better” features; more money, are more caring, more attentive, bigger dick…the list is endless.

Pondering

I have thought about it. But I didn’t get to doing it because I felt bad. But it was during those times when he doesn’t give you as much attention as he used to then there’s some guy who’s there giving you all the attention that you’re craving. I think men just get a little too comfortable and stop doing what they used to do. Its the little things that they stop doing that you tend to notice; things like getting you something on his way home or telling you stuff that he used to tell you all the time that they end up taking for granted.

 

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And I am sure you are all wondering if I have cheated before? Well, the answer is yes.  Not that it is something to be proud of but I had my reasons.  My number one problem was that I did not forgive my then boyfriend for cheating on me.  Instead I took him back and pretended all was well while in the meantime I was planning my revenge.  It was both emotional and physical cheating and in my mind I blamed my partner for turning me into this person who wanted to pay an eye for an eye.  I really wanted him to feel the same pain he put me through, the sleepless nights, the broken heart.  Did I regret ever cheating on him? No, not even a single bit, because we were even, he cheated, I cheated so I didn’t have to grin and bear it anymore.  Will I cheat again? NO that is seriously emotionally damaging and I do not plan on going through the lies and the secrets, too draining.

Moral of the story?  Women cheat for all sorts of reasons but thankfully it is not every woman who does.  And guess what, MOST times when women do cheat, they don’t get caught…

©MaKupsy 2018

The Truth About Open Relationships

An open relationship according to Walter is this; from a more practical perspective that is:

  1. You explicitly state what you want in the relationship from day one in this case it’s sex and fun; though fun is relative.
  2. It should be clear that prospects of a future together is non-existent.
  3. Each party is free to see whoever they please besides you without repercussions.
  4. Each individuals independence is important in ensuring the sustainability of such a responsibility.
  5. This type of relationships is typically based on Mr and Miss Right “Now”.
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I would like to believe that everything has it’s pros and cons and open relationships are no exception.

Pros

  • Transparency.  The pair that gets into an open relationship knows exactly what they are setting themselves up for.
  • There is room to meet someone else even though you are technically seeing someone else.
  • You get to enjoy the best of both worlds.  We all have different needs and if one person isn’t meeting them then the next person certainly will.  You certainly can’t rely on one person to fulfill them all.
  • You will have a great sex life!  We all know that you can’t always be in the mood for sex and sex drives for couples are different but if you don’t have to rely on one person to fulfill your sexual needs you’re in for one sexually charged experimental journey.
  • There will always be some sense of adventure going on in your life.  Boredom will definitely be a thing of the past.

Cons

  • Disease and pregnancy will be one of the many things that you will have to worry about because you won’t know if your partner is protecting themselves when they hook up with someone else.  I don’t even want to imagine the stress that might come with falling pregnant with someone you only wanted to have a good time with.  Hello depression!
  • Chances of getting emotionally attached to your open relationship partner are highly likely and that will put some strain on the relationship.  Expect jealousy to creep in at some point.
  • Time management will be hectic.  You can’t be everywhere at once and having more than one partner will mean having to let down one of them at some point.
  • With time one or both parties will start developing hidden expectations and that right there will be the death of all the fun.

In my opinion an open relationship might work best if you’re both attached to someone else, that way you will play it safe because you both have something to lose.  If you plan on trying this out try it at your own risk!

Cheating is easy but staying faithful is hard! What do you choose?

©MaKupsy 2018

 

I Fell Apart But I Survived

It sure took a long time but I finally healed from my past hurts.  In my opinion the most painful thing after labour has to be heartbreak, that stuff hurts.  The pain is all consuming and you have to experience it to understand it.

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You can try the healing processes I went through at your own risk because if I’m honest in the end they did me more harm than good but I guess it was necessary to finally get past what I was feeling.

  • I became an alcoholic. I drank from Sunday through to Sunday.
  • I became “friends” with people who only fueled my new found alcohol problem.
  • I got into relationships I had no business being in.
  • I talked to a few friends; I lie, I told everyone who cared to listen what I was going through I couldn’t keep the pain to myself it was too much to bear.
  • I pretended to be doing just fine.
  • I blogged and tweeted about my pain.
  • I cried buckets, waking up in the middle of the night with a lump in my throat was the order of the day.  Puffy eyes every morning had become a part of me.
  • Eventually I sat myself down and told myself to get it together.  It took me nearly 5 years to finally let go of the one thing that was holding me hostage.  The way I saw it I was feeding myself poison each day hoping the person who hurt me would suffer.  It was clearly working against me!  It was hard, I won’t lie but I survived it and I can talk about it and not break down anymore.  Life happens, dust yourself up and move on!

If you are going through past hurts I hope this quote helps you realise that only you can set yourself free:

“Don’t keep dancing with the devil and wonder why you are still in hell.”

What are some of the past hurts that you are currently going through?  Have you devised a way to get over them if yes, please share, it will certainly help a reader or two.  You can also check out a piece I wrote on how real heartbreak can be over here.

©MaKupsy 2018

Her Throbbing Confession…

At that very thought, Sharon’s door was opened and Nate stood stark naked in front of accompanied by his very hard and very mouth-watering looking dick in front of her very eyes!

Sharon was standing behind Nate and stepped forward to hold Janice’s hand to help her get up.  “Will you be joining us or you’re just going to be eavesdropping the whole night?” Sharon asked.  Janice was both speechless and embarrassed.  She walked into the room and sat on a chair close to the bed.  Nate switched on the light and this time Janice got to see his big dick in it’s full glory.  She hadn’t imagined it, it was thick enough to fill up her pussy walls and she gulped at the thought of how delicious it must feel to feel all of it.  She wasn’t a fan of huge dicks but this was one dick she would love to bounce on for a whole hour and Sharon was willing to share it!

Her attention shifted to Sharon.  She was now lying on the bed on all fours, she could clearly see her enticing and soaking wet pussy.  Nate held onto his throbbing dick with veins that looked like they would pop out from all the hardness and gently slid it into Sharon’s pussy.  Nate’s balls were hairy and at every stroke they rubbed against Sharon’s pussy lips that were now swollen with pleasure.  Sharon was creaming and it was clearly visible on Nate’s thick balls.  Janice couldn’t help herself any longer, she slowly slid off her underwear and walked towards the bed.  Watching Nate and Sharon was getting her aroused beyond control.

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She lay on her back and made herself comfortable against the pillows while taking off the rest of her nighties.  She could see Nate devouring her body with her eyes and that got her all the more excited.  Her legs started to shudder as Sharon’s moans got more and more.  She was certain Nate’s dick was the sort that would have you asking him to give you a baby!  Janice slid her hand on her pussy and felt how wet she was, you would think someone had poured some oil on her but that was all her, dripping with desire and ready to receive some good dicking.  Janice started rubbing her inner thighs while watching Nate and Sharon give each other pleasure.  Sharon changed the position and was now lying on her back and begging Nate to go deeper.  Nate rode her like a beast with sweat glistening on his back and all Sharon could now scream was “Yes, yes, yes!”  He was certainly pounding her pussy right and feeding it with rich delicious strokes.

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Janice went and lay right next to Sharon and started sucking on her one nipple while rubbing the other one.  Sharon responded and kissed her back passionately.  Sharon whispered in Janice’s ear and told her she knew she had been sexually frustrated for months and this was her way of helping her out.  Janice was torn in two and didn’t know what to do but kept kissing Sharon all the way down to her throbbing clit.  Sharon had a beautiful body and the most succulent breasts she had ever seen.  She gently sucked on her fleshy clit until her whole body was quivering from receiving hard strokes from Nate and wet kisses on her clit from Janice.  Janice lay on top of Sharon and continued to kiss her and feel on her breasts, tummy and ass.

Their bodies were now moving in rhythm and Janice’s clit was rubbing against Sharon’s tummy while Sharon got strokes from Nate.  Both Sharon and Janice started breathing heavily while Janice’s pussy got wetter and wetter; Sharon could feel it all over her lower body.  Sharon commanded Nate, “Just give Janice your hard dick the pleasure is too much to take in on my own!” Nate acted like he didn’t hear but he knew the moment Sharon started screaming like that she was close to an orgasm.  A few more deep strokes and a slight shift in position and both Sharon and Janice were breathing heavily.  Nate was going hard, hot, deep and fast!  Sharon came so hard she screamed the whole apartment down!  Janice kissed Sharon’s earlobes and started grinding on her vibrating tummy a little faster and could feel shivers in her body moving from her toes right to her ass, her pussy getting tighter, her breasts all the more sensitive, her clit feeling like someone was pulling at it from the inside and just before she was about to have the most intense orgasm of her life she felt Nate’s hard dick thrust inside her wanting pussy!

Janice woke up with a start, she missed her phone alarm and woke up a whole 30 minutes late.  It was Thursday morning and a working day for that, her boss was not going to be amused, she hadn’t even been 2 months into her new job!

I’m definitely going to stop drinking during the week she muttered to herself.  Alcohol is not my friend.  Now I’m having the most fertile of dreams!

©MaKupsy 2018

Her Throbbing Confession

Going celibate was voluntary but sex had been on her mind for the longest time.  You would think after a this much time her pussy would know better, no sex was coming and that was that.  Gosh it had really been 3 months, 3 months of ignoring her natural desires and complaining about it to her friend every single waking moment.  It’s not that she couldn’t get laid, there’s always someone a text message away who could easily quench her thirst; what she wanted was not just dick but some quality dick that would leave her deeply satisfied.  It was a Wednesday evening and Janice had just arrived at her friends apartment for a drink up.  If she wasn’t getting laid at least she was going to enjoy a night with her friend Sharon and stop thinking about when her pussy was going to get screwed so hard she wouldn’t remember her name…

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“Sorry babes I have a date with Nate so I won’t be able to come through on time, I had totally forgotten about it but make yourself at home.  Will catch up soon as I’m home.  I’ll make up for it.*winks*”

Well isn’t that a bummer!  I really wanted to complain some more about how I need to get laid, so much for that, at least one of us is getting some.

Janice quickly unlocked the door to her friends apartment and headed straight to her lounge.  She plopped herself into her favourite bean bag, that was the coolest spot in the entire place and she loved it there.  Straight to business she unpacked a bottle of wine from her shopping bag, uncorked it and poured in half a glass and enjoyed the first sip like she had never ever had wine her entire life!  She switched on the TV and selected the audio channel and started to undress.  The one thing she absolutely loved about Sharon’s place was just how big the place was, so much space to go about naked.  She wasn’t feeling hungry but had bought a few snacks so those would have to do for later.  She headed straight to the bathroom and enjoyed a refreshing hot shower, by the time she was done her wine had chilled to just the temperature she liked.

She was either just beyond horny or having wine on a not so full stomach had her already feeling tipsy but either way she loved the way her bathrobe was feeling rubbing against her nipples.  She poured herself another glass of wine and the next song on the playlist didn’t help matters,

“Let me lick you up and down till you say stop”

Silk really was all about sex in that song!  Janice started thinking about sex all over again.  That last encounter with Sharon really left her pussy throbbing.  I mean, who goes around giving her friend such erotic body rubs.  Janice had complained about feeling fatigue and the next thing Sharon was helping her undress and rubbing down the pain.  She had seen her naked countless times before but on this day her soft, perfectly shaped body pressed against her highly sensitive skin was making her feel things that were clearly new to her so she had to ask her to stop.  Sharon took offence because she genuinely wanted to help with a massage of sort but Janice knew this was probably a very bad idea.  Now that she was thinking about it all over again Janice couldn’t help but feel a warm tingly sensation between her thighs, her nipples were rock hard by now, she gently brushed them with her forefinger and took in a deep breathe; she clearly needed another glass of wine!

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We’re home!  Sharon barged in and interrupted Janice’s thoughts.  Janice quickly got up and tied up her bathrobe and gave her friend a warm welcoming hug.  Sharon had obviously had one three many and was giggling and speaking too loudly.  Janice headed to close the door but Sharon told her they had company, Nate was sleeping over.

How wonderful, Janice thought, now I won’t get a chance to catch up and these two are probably going to have sex and this is going to leave me beyond the word frustrated!

Nate walked in, nothing to write home about.  Just a normal guy with a beautiful smile but that was just about it.  Warm greetings, random questions about everyday life and both Nate and Sharon were ready to hit the sheets.  It was nearly 10 pm, tomorrow was a working day anyway so rest was clearly needed.

Janice woke up to sex sounds from the next room.  She had to cover her ears to stop herself from asking the gods to swallow her whole!  Could her life get any worse?  I mean this was someone who was already sexually frustrated and now had to deal with a pair going at it like rabbits in the next room.  She could hear Sharon screaming all sorts of obscenity and she was clearly enjoying every second of it. A part of Janice wanted to go and knock and complain but the other part was feeling naughty so she hopped out of bed and tip toed to Sharon’s bedroom door and started to listen in.  She imagined all the things that Nate was probably doing to her friend.  He was probably giving her some pretty good tongue right about now, probably lifted her back and made sure she could feel every inch of his tongue slurping her pussy juices.

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The sex noises were getting more and more real, Janice was caught between wanting to walk right in or going to her room and playing with her screaming pussy that was aching for some deep penetration.  She couldn’t believe just how horny she had gone in a space of seconds.  Her clit was as hard as a marble and all she could now picture was herself sitting on Nate’s face and having him eat her pussy up while Sharon was sucking on his dick and taking her time to touch it, tease, taste it, kiss it and then finally sliding it right into her very hot and wet pussy.  That first stroke…that first stroke is the most important stroke of all and it makes you feel like you’re walking on clouds, the pleasure that comes with the first stroke will make you realise just how good dick can leave you so fucking confused.

At that very thought, Sharon’s door was opened and Nate stood stark naked in front of accompanied by his very hard and very mouth-watering looking dick in front of her very eyes!

©MaKupsy 2018

Benefits Of Exercising During Your Period

I exercise whether I’m on my period or not, it’s just an ordinary day for me.  However, my workouts seem to be a little bit more intense during my period because premenstrual syndrome (PMS) is a real thing and it hits me hard.  My many PMS symptoms include but aren’t limited to moodiness, stress, irritability, unable to focus and cravings.  When I start feeling that way I have to check my period calendar (every man and woman needs this application) and just like clockwork it confirms that my period is nearly due!

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Here are some of the reasons why I exercise during my period;

  • To ease tension.
  • To reduce the bloated feeling I get with it’s that time of the month.
  • To give the illusion that my tummy isn’t bulging.  I don’t know about you but each time I go on my period my tummy looks like it’s in first trimester.
  • To sleep better.
  • To dive in head first and indulge in my cravings guilt free.  My weakness is sweet things, give me chocolate, doughnuts, cake and I’m one happy woman on her period.
  • To cure my irritability.  I easily get annoyed with human beings during my period so the feel good hormones that come with exercising help me to calm down.
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Seeing that I’m such a wonderful person I’ve decided to throw in a few exercises you can do during your period:

  • Skipping (If you are in Harare get in touch with me, I sell skipping ropes)
  • Running
  • Walking; though I prefer power walking
  • Swimming; I would recommend you take a dip on your light days
  • Stretching
  • Sex; try this at your own risk, sounds like it will get pretty messy but researchers do say it eases menstrual cramps.

I’m looking for ways I can stop my period for good.  I completely hate being on my period it’s unreal.  The alternative option is to get pregnant and I’m not ready for another baby anytime soon.  What to do?  Know any tips and tricks???

Do you exercise during your period?  If yes, what are the benefits you get from doing so if no, what’s the reason?

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